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One Liners
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What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over more ...
Visitor: And how old are you, Raj? Raj:Nine. Visitor: And what are more ...
What one thing is everybody in the world doing at exactly the more ...
What goes up and never comes down? Age. hahahahahaha more ...
How do you know when you're getting old? When the cake costs more ...
Doctor, doctor, my left leg is giving me a lot of pain. more ...
Thats an excellent essay for someone your age, said the English teacher.How more ...
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? more ...
Mother: Be careful, Ajay, most home accidents happen in the kitchen. Raj: more ...
Doctor-Patient
Doctor: So tell me how it happened that you burnt both your more ...
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to more ...
Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, more ...
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all more ...
What kind of ant is good at adding up? An account-ant more ...
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt more ...
How do you address a monster? Very politely. more ...
Raj came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed, is it more ...
Raj: My mum's having a new baby. Ajay: What's wrong with the more ...
What do you call a foreign ant? Import-ant. more ...
Mum, are the neighbours very poor people? I don't think so, Raj. more ...
What do you call a smart ant? Eleg-ant more ...
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has more ...
How's your business coming along? I'm looking for a new cashier. But more ...
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants. more ...
My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw more ...
My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw more ...
What do you call an ant who lives with your great-uncle ? more ...
My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donkey. It was a more ...
My brother's just opened a store. Really? How's he doing? more ...
What do you call an eighty-year old ant? An ant-ique. more ...
My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows.He must have been more ...
What do you call an ant that likes to be alone? An more ...
Raj: My brother wants to work badly. Ajay: As I remember, he more ...
What do you call an amorous insect? The Love Bug more ...
How do insects travel when they go on holiday? They go for more ...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body more ...
Raj: I've bought a book on body building and I've been doing more ...
Raj: Your body's quite well organized. Ajay: What do you mean? Raj: more ...
Will this bus take me to New Delhi? Driver: Which part? Passenger: more ...
What's your new boyfriend like? He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly, and totally more ...
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every more ...
What is the safest way to see a shark? On television more ...
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, more ...
Doctor, I keep stealing things. What can I do? Try to resist more ...
Sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this establishment has been more ...
What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth. more ...
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow... more ...
What's on television tonight? Same as always - a vase of flowers more ...
Why did the soccer teacher give his team lighters? Because they kept more ...
Waiter, waiter! I don't like the flies in here. Well, come back more ...
Raj: They say ignorance is bliss. Mona: Then you should be the more ...
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? more ...
Crossword Fan: I've been trying to think of a word for two more ...
Three men were in the dock, and the judge, who had a more ...
What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait more ...
Typing teacher: Raj! Your work has certainly improved. There are only ten more ...
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to more ...
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time more ...
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything more ...
First crocodile: My dad's so tough he can kill another crocodile by more ...
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your more ...
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - more ...
Raj: Mona has lovely long red hair all down her back. more ...
Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee. Man: And more ...
Two friends were discussing the latest scandalous revelations about a Hollywood actress. more ...
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses more ...
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big more ...
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away more ...
What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule? more ...
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked more ...
When the cow fell over the cliff, little Sarah couldn't stop laughing. more ...
Wife: I'll cook dinner. What would you like? Husband: Good life insurance more ...
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because of the honey combs more ...
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books. more ...
Mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf. Be quiet dear more ...
Father: Would you like me to help you with your homework? more ...
Eat up all your spinach, Son. It'll put colour in your cheeks. more ...
Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? In case more ...
Mona, you've been a long time putting salt in the salt-cellar. Well, more ...
Why is history the sweetest lesson? Because it's full of dates. more ...
My dad is so old, when he was at school, history was more ...
Girl: My teacher's a peach. Mother: You mean she's sweet. more ...
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? Because his heart more ...
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud. I'm not surprised, sir, it more ...
I'm not saying that she is annoying but she could give a more ...
What does the school principal and a bullfrog have in common? Both more ...
Waiter, waiter! There's a cockroach on my steak. They don't seem to more ...
Doctor, I've got a head like a turnip, three ears, two noses more ...
What did the two acrobats say when they got married? We're head more ...
How does your head feel today? As good as new. It should more ...
Waiter, waiter! What's this cockroach doing in my soup? We more ...
Does she have something on her mind? Only if she's got a more ...
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? more ...
Which hand should you use to stir your tea? Neither - you more ...
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of more ...
Which hand would you use to grab a poisonous snake? Someone else's more ...
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health, Mrs Smith. Your pulse more ...
Why did the girl keep her clothes in the fridge? She liked more ...
Sign in a launderette: Those using automatic washers should remove their clothes more ...
I don't think much of that new doctor. Why not? My Old more ...
City boy : That farmer's a magician. Country boy: How do you more ...
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help more ...
What's the safest way to use a hammer? Get someone else to more ...
Will you love me when I'm old and ugly? Darling, of course, more ...
Mona: Boys whisper they love me. Raj: Well, they wouldn't admit it more ...
What were you before you came to school, boys and girls? asked more ...
Raj is very good for other people's health. Whenever they see him more ...
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? On the more ...
Did you hear about the ugly guy who sent his picture to more ...
Why did the insects drop the centipede from their football team? It more ...
A man is in a prison cell with no windows and no more ...
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention. Girl: I'm paying as more ...
Ajay: I keep talking to myself. Raj: I'm not surprised, no one more ...
What do you call a cat with no legs? Anything you like more ...
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling more ...
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels more ...
Teacher: Who can tell me what an archeologist is? Raj: It's someone more ...
Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister? Well, would you more ...
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a more ...
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon more ...
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a more ...
On Raj 17th birthday, his Dad said he did take him out more ...
Why did the teacher wear a lifejacket at night? Because he liked more ...
Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera. Well, let's more ...
Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in more ...
What's the most important thing to remember in Chemistry? Never lick the more ...
Why did the sparrow fly into the library? It was looking for more ...
Girl: Did you like that cake, Aunty? Aunty: Yes, very much. more ...
Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar. Doctor: I don't believe you. more ...
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? more ...
How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern. more ...
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign more ...
Why do vampires drink blood? Lemonade makes them burp. more ...
A man went into a diner and ordered a drink. He tasted more ...
First witch: (While batting) How do you hold a bat? Second witch: more ...
How do people dress in mid January? Quickly. more ...
What's the difference between a crossword expert, a greedy boy and a more ...
Fred, asked the chemistry teacher, what is HNO 3? Oh, more ...
The police are looking for a thief with one eye. Why don't more ...
What did one of the monster's eyes say to the other? Between more ...
Student: Excuse me, sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark more ...
Teacher: In this exam you will be allowed ten minutes for each more ...
Witch: I got up really early this morning and opened the door more ...
As he was walking along the street the minister saw a little more ...
A man went into the local department store where he saw a more ...
Santa & Banta
Santa & Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the more ...
Once Banta and 2 dogs, Rubi and Moti, were sent to the more ...
Once Banta was coming out of the airport. As there was huge more ...
Why did Santa Singh look into the mirror with his eyes closed? more ...
Once Banta and Santa gave an English exam. Banta: How was your more ...
Once, Santa went for his driving lessons. There, his master taught him more ...
Once Santa was traveling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept more ...
Banta Singh stuck on an elevator Santa: Sorry I'm late. I got more ...
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Santa: 9 Teacher: What is 4 more ...
Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted more ...
Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti more ...
Banta spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her more ...
Once Santa goes to a shop to buy a can of cooking more ...
Santa got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To more ...
The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged, will more ...
Ajit Jokes
AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga more ...
AJIT: Raabert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay more ...
AJIT: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se more ...
AJIT: Raabert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane more ...
AJIT: Raabert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho more ...
AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar more ...
Raabert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? (Where is the Gold?) AJIT: more ...
(Scene - Raabert gets a sidey to Ajit.) Raabert: Boss, humne sidey more ...
Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaaarrling's typing. AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke more ...
Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy: Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko more ...
Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a more ...
Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela:Maikal, more ...
Wife Jokes
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If more ...
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. more ...
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. more ...
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. more ...
I asked my wife:Where do u want to go for our anniversary? more ...
I always hold hands with my wife. If I let go, she more ...
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent more ...
My wife was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. The more ...
My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water more ...
My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling:Am I too late for more ...
I came home,the car was in dining room.I asked:How did u get more ...
Men Jokes
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. more ...
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About more ...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? more ...
What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging. more ...
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing. more ...
What's the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature. more ...
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off more ...
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both more ...
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? more ...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet more ...
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always more ...
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his more ...
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and more ...
What did God say after creating man?I can do better. more ...
What do you have when you have two balls in your hands? more ...
What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business? more ...
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are more ...
Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. more ...
Husband: I don't know y u wear a bra, u've go nothing more ...
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a more ...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men more ...
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. more ...
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys more ...
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The more ...
Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract. more ...
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After more ...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when more ...
When does a woman care for a man's company? When he owns more ...
What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked woman more ...
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one more ...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?Rename the mail more ...
Miscellaneous
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho more ...
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? more ...
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. more ...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. more ...
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. more ...
Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left more ...
Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. more ...
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away more ...
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. more ...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I more ...
Man:Is this seat empty? Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if more ...
Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't more ...
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and more ...
Man:I'd like to call u.What's ur no.?Woman:It's in the phone book.Man:But I more ...
Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a more ...
Man: What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking. more ...
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter more ...
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave more ...
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't more ...
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so more ...
Man: If I could see you naked,I'd die happy.Woman: Yeah, but if more ...
Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? more ...
Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services more ...
Man: I'd go through anything for you.Woman: Good! Let's start with your more ...
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: more ...
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: more ...
If it is not Valentines day and you see your man in more ...
Computers are better than women
Why Computers are better than women? A computer can wait forever for more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer doesn't get calls from more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer doesn't mind how excited more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer doesn't tell you how more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer is big in all more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer never forgets your birthday. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't ask, Are you more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't ask, Is there more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't even talk about more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't fall in love more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't get bitchy if more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't look through your more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't mind how many more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't say, Let's just more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer won't shave with your more ...
Why Computers are better than women? A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers are easy to turn on. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers are ready when you are. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers aren't into finding out how more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers do everything you tell them more ...
Why Computers are better than women. Computers don't care about age differences. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't care about age differences. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't care if you're married. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't get pregnant. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't get upset if you more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't insist on foreplay. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't make you meet their more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't mind if you share more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't mind spending hours on more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers don't play head games unless more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers never ask you to call more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers never have headaches, or take more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Computers won't mind if you don't more ...
Why Computers are better than women? If you don't like the feel more ...
Why Computers are better than women? Size doesn't count to a computer. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? The average computer session lasts four more ...
Why Computers are better than women? With a computer, you never have more ...
Why Computers are better than women? You can log into several computers more ...
Why Computers are better than women? You can turn off a computer. more ...
Why Computers are better than women? You can visit a computer any more ...
Why Computers are better than women? You don't have to tell computers more ...
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