Suniye Zara Suniye Ek Rupiya song lyrics

Suniye zara zuniye ek rupiya hoga

aap humari madad karen to acchaha hoga



Suniye ek rupiya hoga

main hoon ek bank manager

meri baat suno tum mister

ek rupiya ya ek laakh ya ek karod

bank se le lo loan tum ab do chinte chhod

accha sujhav hai

chhod di chinta ab kya karen ?



Pehle bhejo application

jiss mein load ka nointention

seath mein bhejo tum guarantee

jo bhi tumhari ho property

usske saare papar humko dena

load agar hai lena



yeh kya baat hui bhai

arre appke sar mein bheja hai ya bone



Phone ke khatir leta hai koi loan?

lekin loan ki khatir sab karte hain phone.

humko phone ki khatir to phele mil jata loan

kaun se phone ka loan?

loan ke jiss se karenge phone

no no phele phone aur phir loan

nahin nahi phele loan varna kaise karenenge phone

loan phone phone loan



Suniye zara zuniye ek rupiya hoga

aap humari madad karen to acchaha hoga



suniye suniye shriman ek rupiya hoga ?



budhu mujhse tum ek rupiya maang rahe ho

main hoon kya aur mujhse tum kya maang rahe ho







Wah kya gala hai

Kya yeh doctor ek singer se mila hai ?



Mein ek professor hoon ek philosopher hoon

rupiya kya main dega tumko laakhon ka gyan suno



with globalisation and liberalisation



international economy is changing

recession is increasing and there is inflation

and constant flucation



tumse ek rupiya kya maanga

tumne to lecture de daala

tumne zara bhi dhyaan diya

Main free mmein tumko kitna gyan diya

varna socha jjiss ke paas ek rupiya na ho

wo chahe jeeta marta

uss se koi baat bhi karta

suniye ?



Dus rupiye ka sawaal hai baba dus rupiye ka sawaal hai

tere share ka bhaav chadhe.. teri income bahut badhe

o dus rupiye wale bab o dus rupiye wala baba

tum poora pahad hilate ho

humse kankar bhi nahin hilta

tum dus rupiye le lete ho

hamen ek rupiye bhi nahin milta



tum ullu ho iss duniya ko phele samjjho

yahan bhadi cheez ki izzat hai

maango to bheekh badi maanga waah



main izzatdaar bhikhari hoon

ek rupiya agar main maangunga

to meri jo position hai sab mitti mein mil jayegi

bheekh ki seekh yehi hai bachcha

ek rupiye jo maangoge

duniye henga dikhlaayegi



Give me money give me some money

give me money give me some now



bhai shab zara suniye

aaree memsaab zara suniye

babu saab zara suniye

thero thehro thehro

ab meine yeh jana hai

ab meine yeh mana hai

jisko hum khete hai woh kya

chand se sooraj se bhi jydada gol hai rupiya

pyaar mohabbat se jyada anmol hai rupiya

duniya ke maathe pe rupiya ek teeka hai

rupiya agar nahin to yeh jeevan pheeka hai

paisa paisa paisa paisa



yehi agar duniya hai to tum sun lo yaaron