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Poonam Pandey cracks double meaning jokes

Poonam Pandey tweets risqué jokes with double meaning
By ApunKaChoice
Thu, May 17, 2012 11:33:03 GMT
 

Poonam Pandey cracks double meaning jokes
Poonam Pandey doesn’t flinch at the thought of sex-talk and the siren has lately been busy tweeting double-meaning oneliners.

The media hog has finally signed her first film and that is perhaps the reason why she’s been a bit laidback in putting online her racy videos and bikini pics as frequently as she used to. But no sweat; the bombshell is regaling her followers on Twitter with risqué jokes with too apparent double meanings. Check out some of them:

"u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop

"u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon

"u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush

“You cannot taste me, until you undress me” - Banana

"u can not eat me unless u lic me"- ice cream

"u can not kiss me unless u praise me"- women

Meanwhile, Poonam Pandey has already started working on her first film, though not shooting yet. She had a script reading session with director Amit Saxena.
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