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  • The act of unlocking
    A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, more ...

  • well prepared
    Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home more ...

  • engagement ring
    The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa more ...

  • dead or alive
    Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard more ...

  • Santa Singh goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
    Do you have color TVs? Sure. more ...

  • Sardarji proposes to a woman.
    She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. more ...

  • Sardarji calls Air India.
    How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just more ...

  • The Sardarji Doctor to his patient
    "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before more ...

  • double trouble
    There were these two Sardarji twins who looked so incredibly alike, that more ...

  • paranoid sardarji
    The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his more ...

  • Sardarji at a nightclub
    A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a more ...

  • The Race
    A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a more ...

  • Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other
    Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' more ...

  • Santa and Banta at a bar sipping black label.
    Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. more ...

  • Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
    The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he more ...

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